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"Hero Hitler in Love" has finally been released in India, where apparently Holocaust denial is as common as child sex trafficking and tainted pharmaceuticals.Surprisingly, not everyone is happy with the words "Hero" and "Hitler" being combined into a single noun phrase:~Static~ (@ Rotten Potatoes and/or www.krapsody.com)"I don't know what Hitler has to do with this movie. [...] Some people in

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www.herohitlerinlove.com is probably the most incredible gift to comedy since Isaac Newton invented eating turds. "Bollywood," the "Hollywood" of India, has turned out ingeniously perverse versions of Western film and culture, most notably "Superman and Spidergirl." In India, the "man of steel" can't reverse the rotation of the Earth and thereby turn back time...however, he CAN "sky-dance."This

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Brought to you by: StaticKrapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humorthe Land of Arse USAhttp://www.krapsody.com It's All Krap All The Time funny pics & videos, humor, comedy, satireVisit Krapsody.com and request a signature like this!

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Just 24-hours after President Obama's Inauguration, 16 homes were put up for sale      Washington D.C. --- Whilst President Barack Obama is enjoying his first days in the White House, nearby home prices fell by as much as 50 percent. "There goes the neighborh..." said one resident, who stopped mid-sentence when he realized I was holding a microphone. "My best friend is black" said the elderly

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source: Regretsy Don't say we've never done anything for you at Project Julio. ~Static posted from my iPhone at Pussy, 73260 La Léchère, France StaticKrapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humorthe Land of Arse USAhttp://www.krapsody.com It's All Krap All The Time funny pics & videos, humor, comedy, satireVisit Krapsody.com and request a signature like this!

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On the outside, this innocent-looking show seems perfect for your average 6-year-old. But a closer look reveals some very disturbing adult-themed material. However, don't assume this is a bad thing. In fact, such disturbing humor hidden within children's television will actually benefit your child's creativity by exposing them to high-quality humor that they can carry with them into adulthood.

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For those of you who don't know (which should be most of you, since I didn't even know this myself), Narcolepsy manifests itself beyond the traditionally-held idea of "falling asleep" in public. "Sleep," in the traditional sense of the word, refers to having one's eyes closed and remaining still. However, during certain stages of sleep, such as "Stage I," a person can actually talk and perform

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I don't speak Arabic, but I think the banner says: Dear America, all future military targets will be manned by women and children. Good thing we never taught our women and children to read. Otherwise, they be able to read this banner. Lol. Aloha, America and the West! It is I, President the honorable TOTALLY COOL "and definately not Hitler" Muammar al-Gaddaffi! I say "Aloha" because I, too,

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Greetings cockroaches people of Libya. Yes, it is I, Muammar al-Gaddafi, democratically elected (by 100% of Muammar al-Gadaffes) dictator President of Libya AND hack author of this here Project Julio internet(s). I ask you, Libyans, why so glum? We are one of the 10 wealthiest oil-producing countries in the world! With that kind of cash, we can afford extravagant luxury items such as

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Me and my friend before a Justin Bieber concert See how much I love Justin Bieber!? Just about as much as I love talkin’ bout hobos. I started blogging when I was only 11 years old. It’s when my best friend, a hobo named Christopher Googlenherst III, died of Cardiac Arrest after realizing that an 11-year-old girl was his best friend, and that instead of a successful Wall-Street Banker, he is a

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Do we live in a world where… wait, do we even know if we live in a “world” at all? Is this even a real world at all?! Is THIS real, are YOU real, am I even real?! What about pickled pigs feet and the less popular pickled POPE?! And of the origins of the origins of the “Origins of Species” by the great sir Charles Darwin (Audiobook by Dennis Quaid. Yea, the guy from “Dragonheart.” Have they no

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It has recently come to my attention that there has become a recent new addition to the list of movies about hobos. This one, starring Jamie Fox as the hobo, and Robert Downey Jr. as someone with a house who inexplicably doesn’t have sex with hobos. I can’t tell you anymore about this film other than that it is filled almost entirely with crazy, and mostly drug-addicted, hobos.

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“We’re essentially going to fuck mother Earth in her glory hole” said British Petroleum (BP) CEO, Tony Hayward. At his 46th Press Conference, Hayward revealed his “Stick Rod in Hole” technique as the latest solution to the oil spill which had been spewing oil into the Gulf of Mexico for over 6-weeks. BP is recovering from several failed attempts at closing the oil spill, the latest of which was

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A hobo, a chef, and an unlikely story. A murder plot hinges on the moral fortitude of Santa Monica’s homeless. A celebrity chef offers cash and food. Which will prevail: hobo hunger or hobo heroism? Hobos Refuse Money for Murder, Turns in Chef to PoliceHobo heroism, of course. According to CBS news, “Investigators say the celebrity chef, Juan-Carlos Cruz, allegedly scouted Santa Monica, hoping to

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“Alright, who let him out of his cage?” ~ Barack Obama on Joe Biden “Finally, someone finally is taking office that will actually bail us out!” ~ Amtrak on Joe Biden IntroductionJoe —”insert foot-in-mouth“—Biden is best known for being the Vice Presidential pick of President Barack “Pronounces Words Correctly” Obama. Obama, aside from being the first openly black president of the United States

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 Killing a cat is quite easy, even for a child (I killed my first cat in-utero!). But once task is complete, i.e., once the proverbial cat is killed, what then is left for man to do? Do you roast over an open flame? Obviously you should inject it with barbecue sauce, but should this be done pre- or post-mortem? For all these answers and more, read on! 100 Ways to Grill a CatWay 100: Giant Super

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Pat Robertson: The Man As we all know, ever since God accidentally created Pat Robertson from a mutated fragment of Hitler's DNA, Liberals have been a bigger scapegoat for all society's woes than the Jews, 9/11 and violent video-games put together. But this idea is anything but original, as this Conservative axiom of "Just blame it on the Liberals" has gone unchanged throughout human history.

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Temporary manual labor, once thought to be the most secure form of employment, has decreased by 11% this year, according to a report released by the Hiring Occupation Business Observer (HOBO). The report goes on to suggest that this 11% decreased in reported unemployment has trickled over into an 11% increase in unreported back-alley sex labor, including but not limited to: sexual massage;

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That's right. It's official. Project Julio is now officially a dot.com, bitch! WWW.PROJECTJULIO.COM

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"Une Hobo," source of my inspiration (as well as my anal warts)!According to Wikipedia, a figure of speech is defined as "a use of a word that diverges from its normal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words in it such as a metaphor, simile, or personification." As you can cleary see in the list below, there are nearly 100 such twists of

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Hahaha! Everyone thinks I"m dead...lawl!!!"Sen. Ted Kennedy (D) died Tuesday of brain cancer" is something that a liberal newspaper, website or radio station might have you believe. Popular website "Dead or Alive," which keeps track of famous deaths, has, through no fault of its own, fallen for this liberal rouse and listed Ted Kennedy as deceased. The objective of this post is to convince you,

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Death Panels...coming to a Town Hall meeting near you.Study finds surprising resultsA new study, released yesterday by the Associated Press, has found out that "old (65 and older), white, Republicans with a High School education or lower" don't support Barack Obama's current push for Government Health Insurance. The study also found that the level of racism involved in this opposition is 100x

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Bill Clinton, Kim Jong Il and 18 million North KoreansFormer President Bill Clinton has secured the release of not only the two American journalists, but also the entire population of North Korea. According to sources within the White House, Clinton initially bonded with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il through a series of insults directed at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. He then asked Kim

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Movie to be released during WW3Until now, no one really knows what happened during Hitler's last days on Earth...except, maybe, for the guy who wrote this book. Or the guy who wrote the screenplay for this movie. And maybe even God (i.e. FSM). But I bet you would have never guessed that British journalist, David Frost/Oprah Winfrey, parachuted behind enemy lines during the last days of WWII to

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And now another asinine guest post by Static "Must... Self administer... Defibrillator... & Buy Fax machine... Or time machine... '07 model... Get me some hot Hobo Chick action..." - William Shatner, famous hobo What is "Hobo Chic" and how does it become "Accidental Sexiness"? Now most of you are thinking that I am talking about the trendy fashion craze of "Hobo Chic". Made popular

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Here is the accepted standard of a "hobosapien" : What is a hobosapien, you ask? A hobosapien is considered such if and only if the hobo is chronically homeless. Having your wife kick you out because you took nude pictures of her sister does not make you a hobo (although it does require massive balls). But if we analyze the question further, we still have not defined what a "hobo" is. What is a

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Project Julio's "Mostly-True News"Washington, D.C. - The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a non-binding resolution that officially apologized to black people, on behalf of white people, for the injustices of slavery, Jim Crow and BET. Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas also voted for the measure, but only after being ensured that it would not include reparations for slavery. "We don't know whether

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A "day in the life" of Ann Coulter...scary.Ann Coulter. Who or what is Ann Coulter, other than the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 9/11, dead babies and Nazis simultaneously? As a "Conservative" and "columnist", Coulter continues to falsely depict ALL Republicans as angry, insane and illogical beings who use fear mongering, insults and baseless conspiracy theories to support

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Say goodbye to Youtube, Facebook and even Google because there is a new phenomenon taking the internet by storm: HoBlogging (i.e. hobo blogging). Yes, this is no typo; hobloggers do exist. Remember the hobo that always sits near a pile of garbage between Taco Bell and McDonalds? He has a blog. The naked Mexican whose best friend is a shopping cart filled with empty boxes of cigarettes? He's got a

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And Yet Another Senseless Guest Post by Static As If It Were Possible You Think Out Loud To Yourself Hey everyone. How the hell are ya? I wanted to address the list of offenses we (may) have created, especially with our last posts. We..or I should say I (since Julio is insensitive to paraplegics, and everyone on the planet actually, including me).. I would like to offer an apology to anyone

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Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of criticizing other huge geeky-nerdy fans' favorite TV shows..which I am...and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt...well, that's what happened to me the other day.After posting a comment on an article about a favorite show of ~Static~ on Krapsody.com, his discovery that the Cartoon Network-Adult Swim series Robot Chicken in fact sucks, was

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this shit is bananas Another Senseless Guest Post by Static Imagine being a huge geeky-nerdy fan of one of your favorite shows..which you are..and have someone dash those dreams and hopes into the dirt, making you feel like a complete tool. Well, that's what happened to me the other day. After posting an article about a favorite show of mine on Krapsody.com, my discovery that the Cartoon

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Okay, lets just say your wife's best friend is a paraplegic (i.e. cripple). One day, your wife's friend invites you both to view the Paralympics, with the main event being the 5K women's wheel-chair race. Everything is going fine...you're even enjoying yourself and getting into the race. Then THIS happens:Do you say:a) Shriek in horror "Oh My Fucking God (OMFG)! I hope they have wheel-chair

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SPOILER ALERT: I AM A PSYCHOPATH. If you are offended by material designed specifically to be offensive, follow this link to something more appropriate.Let me just start off by informing you that I may/do suffer from a condition which prevents me from comprehending "human" emotion. That being said, I can now admit that I am not certain whether or not "the Holocaust" was necessarily a "bad" thing.

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According to NPR, a teen was recently run-over by a train. This normally would be hilarious to me; since the incident occurred because the teen was too busy listening to his I-Pod, however, it can (and should) now be hilarious to anyone. The story, entitled, "With MP3 Player On, Teen Didn't Hear Train," fails to envoke the sympathy one would expect from NPR. Their second attempt, "Caution:

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At some point in our lives, we are each going to come face-to-face with our maker. This is especially frightening in Tom Cruise's case, since his "maker" is intergalactic space-pirate "Lord Xenu." Regardless, that security-blanket you call a "religion" can't protect you from physical death, no matter how increasingly painful and horrific those deaths become as I list them in quasi-alphabetical

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This is not about evil tyrants and revolutionary visionaries such as Hitler. This is about everyday assholes who take being an asshole too far and in fact become a total "dick douchebag HOLY FUCK did he just do that!" The following are examples of such extreme assholery.Man Punch Girl at Mcdonalds - Watch today’s top amazing videos hereCutting in line is usually not a good idea at a restaurant

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Though it might not sound like it, "Shock! blogging" can sometimes require the diligence and malnourishment of a Tibetan monk. Myself being a tibetan monk, I have taken it upon myself to deliver unto thee the exact procedure required to make a high-quality "Shock!" blog-entry. It goes as follows:Step 1: Find a Shocking Image which fits the criteria of a "Shock!" image (i.e., is it shocking?).Step

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Following up Julio's recent post on shock material, I've decided to continue the Campaign of Shock with a second installment of Shock! Are you shocked yet? Well you should be! Our mission at Project Julio and NPH: Tired of all the lolcat, loldawg and lolrus internet phenomena, we have made a non-verbal agreement to wreck icanhascheezburger.com, via shock site tactics because we are tired of

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Introducing new addition to Icanhazcheeseburger.fagSHOCK! BLOG.FAG!!!moar funny picturesThanks to ~Static~ for posting this Hitler WIN!moar funny picturesHuman Rights FAIL!moar funny picturesSex FAIL! (NSFW...or Human beings for that matter)moar funny picturesBeing-alive FAIL! (NSFW)Cowboy FAIL! (NSFW)

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What in the hell is hell? I'm not a christian or a religious person. However, IF I could define hell, I'd say that it would be having your car break down in rush hour traffic on the freeway. There are hundreds of people trapped behind you, cars and cars full of angry eyes, they honk their horns, give fingers and yell out their windows as they go around you. The predicament makes you so frazzled

Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-945460021089373252.post-80706287609866249142009-01-30T17:00:00.000-08:002009-02-27T16:52:38.994-08:00

The reason for this article is to promote Barack Obama '08 Campaign Parafanalia that didn't make the cut. Recently discovered after legions of unemployed ex-volunteers began trying to sell all their Obama crap in order to put food on their families, these failed Obama memorabelia will be cherished for a lifetime...by people who go to failblog.com . The following is the first of several FAILED

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Just 24-hours after President Obama's Inauguration, 16 homes were put up for sale     Washington D.C. --- Whilst President Barack Obama is enjoying his first days in the White House, nearby home prices fell by as much as 50 percent. "There goes the neighborh..." said one resident, who stopped mid-sentence when he realized I was holding a microphone. "My best friend is black" said the elderly

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NPH, or National Project Julio, is a NPR sponsored/ripped-off website designed to gain media attention by clearly violating copyright laws and, in the process, replacing the tired old "blog" format with something a bit more palatable, i.e., the NPR website. Blog pages display entire articles and do now allow the author to manage content in a very appetizing manner. In a way, websites are the

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I know the title might be a bit much, but I am kind-of distracted. You see, my young son is currently asking me about why the "airplane" I gave him for Christmas looks an awful-lot like a cardboard box with the word "airplane" written on it. If I were the Jeffrey Dahmer type, I would probably eat him for interrupting my blog entry. However, being a law-abiding American citizen, I have decided

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(view my original post at www.angryclown.blogspot.com)Look, before you say anything, I know exactly what you're thinking: "I'm using the internet and am NOT currently looking at porn." I can sympathise with that, although this is completely unrelated to today's entry and will therefore will be replaced with an "intellectual conversation" (defined as one which consists of at least a 6th-grade

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Conclusion:...So, I propose that all you non-cracked.com/video/picture bloggers out there who have something at the very least mildly amusing to say, I hereby extend my hideiously deformed hand (which also was horribly burned in a fire and embedded with glass in a near-fatal car accident) and ask of you your friendship...as well as partnership in an alliance the world has NEVER SEEN!!! I intend

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Luckily for Mr. Ledger, most children aren't smart enough to make "ledger" jokes. Luckily for me, I have dictionary.com  Heath Ledger (who was born with a name which involves the ill-conceived combination of a chocolate toffe bar and a book used to record transactions) is dead. I hereby express my sympathy to all you hugely gay-men who got hugely gay-boners while watching him make-out with Jake

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I am at work today, so today's blog will be short, simple, to the point and entirely ripped-off from a South Park episode. Enjoy:

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"...and a little more here, a tad there aaaand I'm done. Let this be a reminder to all of you whom...make and sell t-shirts of my name in vain...without first consulting my lawyer. He can be reached at 555-..."As you should already be aware (I'm looking at YOU people whom I've guilted into visiting my blog. Read past the first blog entry contained in the link, will ya! Don't make me write an

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Did a giant green monster just MURDER those vegetables?!?! I title this clip: "How to make even the simplest tasks, such as eating, psychologically scarring for your child...part I" or"Mommy, I cannot eat those carrots...I refuse to become a murderer like you!!!"In the above video containing a scene from the new Nick Jr. program entitled "Yo Gabba Gabba." In a mere 2 minutes, the program manages

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Speed up to 4:50 to hear the most POLITICALLY INCORRECT sentence in the history of the English language! Also, 3:26 is kinda AWESOME.What is that sentence, you ask? In referring to the world's first "Pregnant Man" (who happens to be transgendered, so is biologically a woman with ovaries and cooties), the questionably heterosexual commentator (named Bill Schultz, and as one commentator comments, "

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Oh...so THAT'S what happened. Oh Natural Selection, how foolish do you feel NOW?!?! Okay, so here's the scoop: There's this guy who wants to attend Seminary school to become a "pastor," so he started an online funraiser. Given the context, as well as my lack of knowledge on religious matters, I will henceforth assume that "Seminary school" involves, at some point, the study of male reproductive

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Here's some extra dough for your troubles...and make it quick, will ya...Aah, forgedaboudit!!!!You'd have to see it to believe it. That damned "liberal media" has tried to supress this article from the well-known Conservative magazine "Time" which purports an argument, supported by evidence (how dare they!), that Pope John Paul II did not die of natural causes. Rather, the article claims, Paul II

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The original idea was to put "NOT Blind" signs on all the normal people, but this way just seemed more practical...Perhaps I should give some context to this situation. I take it all back, you know, all that I said before. Old people will not be the death of us all; rather, they will continue to aid us in seeing the lighter side of life. They're forgetful. They're ignorant. Their understanding of

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Cancer is a medical condition. AIDS is a medical condition. Watching Fox News is a medical condition. But occasionally having to take a shit more than once a day or having a vagina-like opening on your penis...NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION!!! I would rather call it an "inconvenience" more than anything. Even the "handicapped" don't consider what they have to be a medical condition, and they have to

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Seen here after receiving his JD in Copyright LawThis blog, believe it or not, is not my first internet "project." I know; this blog is so terribly put together that it is difficult to believe that I have had any prior experience whatsoever. The fact that I have even used a computer before creating "Project Julio" seems like a spectacular idea. But it's true. Here it is: www.geocities.com/

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1. DysenteryDysentery is an infection of the digestive system that results in severe diarrhea containing mucus and blood in the feces. It can be caused by a number of infectious agents, such as bacteria, viruses and parasites. The most common way to contract the disease is by drinking water contaminated with such a pathogen. What results is pretty much like the scene from "Alien" when the

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2. Politicians:This is a continuation of the original article, "Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis."...AND of this one, "Top 3 of Top 5 Causes of Current Financial Crisis."...AND, as you can see by the current title of today's blog, the odds of me completing the series today are highly unlikely. If you can't take the suspense, here's the gist of what's to come:2. Politicians*picture of

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3. The Great DepressionWow, the rest of the world must look like shit!Okay, "Great Depression." First of all, what makes you so fucking "Great" in the first place? 25% unemployment? 89% drop in stock values? A 17 per 100,000 person suicide rate (whereas today's rate is 17 per 100,000...oh boy, we're fucked)? Aren't we fucking special. Now every time I try to encite pity from people about how I

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5. Rich people.Alright you latte-drinking, homeless-people killing, bathe more than once a week, rich douchebags. It's time you man up to your share of the problem. You have the one commodity every single person needs: money. When you go door to door with a sack of cash offering low-interest (at the time) loans to people who have never owned a home in their entire life, that's called "Predatory

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You read my blog. Maybe not on purpose. Maybe due to sheer pity at the flimsy association I may/may not have with you. Maybe you read my blog because you sort-of remember my name and the link I sent you read "Free Porn of Miley Cyrus...and Chubaka." Regardless of how I convinced/misled you to read this blog, the fact of the matter is that you have, and by virtue of reading this sentence, your

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My 10th birthday party. Everyone left becaues I ate all 13 cakes...In case you don't know, I'm a twenty-something with no job and am currently out of school. I have 'currently' been such a person for about, say, a year. I play online games, and although I do not live with my mom DIRECTLY, I do live with her in the sense that "She gives me money to live somewhere else because I am so god-damned

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Boy, there are so many reasons that they are difficult to ennumerate. Here's a summary outlining the fundamentals of the problem:1. Old people have the physical and mental capacities of a new-born baby. On top of that, they are legally allowed to drive. You do the math. Still not convinced? Here are the horrific results:2. Old people are old. I mean, really REALLY old. I know that sounds

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 What the hell is wrong with you, metal? You let a little "sunlight" re-arrange your structed molecules, thereby causing a collapse of your rigid structure, which then forces your molecules to move in multiple directions resulting in your transformation from a solid into a liquid?  YOU PUSSY! For Christ's sake, even water, the pussiest of all atomic compounds, can dissolve metals(search [ctrl F]

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Trees. Nature's solution to cold, dark and damp caves whose only comfort consists of using bat shit as pillows. But there is something sinister at work here. They have become "self-aware." With their ability to live hundreds of years, these cunning masters of stationary espionage have concocted a way in which to "infect" humans with their tree-DNA. Don't believe me? Then explain this:THE TREES

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